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The main thing to remember here, before you take that brave peek into my life, is that I'm a crackhead. I know what you're thinking: 'For-shame, Fredling! Crack is whack!' ... or, possibly, 'For-shame, Fredling! You really should learn to share!'

... Not the kind of crack you smoke, silly gooses (geese? AHA, you're silly GEESE!). I don't think you could smoke my kind of crack without hearing chibis screaming in pain.

My happy crack-land houses numerous obsessions, some I've had for awhile, more than a few fairly recent and fairly blameable on a certain, well... it's Ochibi's fault. All I'm sayin.

Too many happys to list here, so let's just go with Prince of Tennis and Harry Potter right now, k? If you're really curious, take a glance at my icons, you'll see where my loyalties lie. Or you'll be confused. More than likely you'll be confused.

In any case, crack aside, I'm a normal girl, really. Very normal. That definately wasn't a lie. I'm very firmly a pothead and very firmly bisexual. I like to party and am very fond of boys dressed in drag, girls dressed in drag, and in general, teh gay. Also? I read way more than is natural... mostly anything that isn't romance because I assault my brain enough as it is.

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YEAH TOAST!

Love,

Fred.

p.s. Admire my colorbars, bitches.






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LiveJournal Trading Cards Free Account Edition fredskittie User Number: 1068415 Date Created:2003-05-19 Number of Posts: 58 Fred is, first and foremost, NOT LiveJournal's mascot. She is not quite sure if she's housetrained or not, but she does know that the moral of WWI is 'never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand'. She likes to write, and hopes to someday make a career out of it, along with cooking and acting, although she has no acting talent whatsoever and has only ever been on stage twice, once to recite the Gettysburg adress, and once to lip-sync a song by Hole. Strengths: super stick-swinging action when you bush the button on the back of my head! Also, I can dent cases of BACON with my mere FIST. FEARIT. Weaknesses: Bad memory, slow reflexes, and I don't like getting yelled at, makes me cry and run away, arms flailing. Special Skills: It'a the pelvic thrust (really drives one insane), and, um, sometimes, when I talk to people, they look at me like this: 0.o , which I'm certain I should be proud of, based on the fact either the fish flies, or next tuesday. Weapons: 1 plastic lightsaber (blue, with lights), 1 pimp cane, long, giant fake diamond top, and 1 shoe, should I choose to remove it from my foot. Special Addictions: Wierd people, well-written homo-sex, weed, pills, and this overwhelming feeling that I should be stalking Johnny Depp at this moment. Don't worry, though, I'm mostly just lazy from smoking the weed, so sometimes i only stare at the screen.

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